When Your Girlfriends Get Engaged and Your Shade of Green Isn’t the New Black

Attention Single Ladies! Do your eyes involuntarily roll to the back of your head and do your find that your teeth automatically make this sucking sound when your girlfriend’s Facebook status goes from “single” to “in a relationship?” Do you get downright nauseous when you see that little red heart and the words “(So-n-so) is engaged?” Do you find yourself just wanting to throw up every time she refers to her boyfriend as “My Fiancé” (instead of, “Do you know what that mu@#!! did?”) Do you secretly wish that you could pull a lever and a safe would fall out of the sky and crush your friend every time she refers to him as, “My huuzzband,” and they ain’t even married yet!

Well Ladies….it sounds as if you have caught a case of the” 1JH virus.” You have become, “One Jealous Heffah!” Make like a coupon and “Cut It Out!!!” This is not the time for you to hate on your friend, this is the time for you to be happy for her and share in her joy. Even if deep down inside you don’t feel like being happy for her…it’s OK…take the higher, classier road and act like you’re happy anyways! Read the rest of this entry »